kickboard

6:39 PM – 7 May 2016 New skill today: kickboard!

lookin-good

9:49 PM – 28 May 2016 “I lookin’ goo-OOD!”

10:19 PM – 4 May 2016 “My raindrop is still going down my cheek :(.” [she calls tears, “raindrops”]
12:45 PM – 7 May 2016 “Let’s pway cheers!”

6:56 AM – 20 May 2016 Me: “Are you going to help bring your party hats and cupcakes and raspberries to school?” Jet: “I only have two hands!”
9:05 PM – 20 May 2016 I juss sad… I not crying, I juss sad nobody telled me another story.
12:58 PM – 22 May 2016 I said, “hey birthday girl it’s about time to go to your party” and she said in her tiny sleepy little voice, “not yet!”
2:03 PM – 28 May 2016 Seeing a J: “That my first number!!” And then an O: “That my second number!”

4:06 PM – 29 May 2016 She just ate a gummy bear. From a bin labeled, “photo booth props.” At a children’s museum. No sign that there was more than one in there.
5:30 PM – 30 May 2016 She just called me a “butt fart!” #threenager
9:04 PM – 30 May 2016 “Wait daddy, wait just a second. Coocummers have seeds?” “Yes.” “No. No. They not.” In the last 12 hours she learned & perfected skepticism.