Saturday, April 30th, 2016 at 11:00 am
11:47 AM – 4 Apr 2016 She found my wedding shoes
7:59 AM – 17 Apr 2016 It happened. At least it was chalk!
12:00 PM – 17 Apr 2016 Better.
5:09 PM – 17 Apr 2016 Pro tip for prom worthy hair this season: boogers and popsicles. You’re welcome.
6:25 PM – 18 Apr 2016 It’s raining, it’s pouring
3:43 PM – 25 Apr 2016 Ready to show off her backpack!
3:29 PM – 30 Apr 2016 Taking care of friends’ cats. She fed them and I got them water.
10:22 PM – 1 Apr 2016 “Go away! Go to bed and I stay here with daddy [watching tv]! Just GO to bed without me mommy!
6:08 PM – 4 Apr 2016 *Pointing to someone eating Froot Loops* “She eating g[r]een Cheerios!! Can we get g[r]een ones mommy??”
8:49 PM – 6 Apr 2016 “I want NO [electric toothbrush] buzzing, NO tooth brushing, and NO hair brushing tonight!” And she watched me to see if it would work (no).
8:46 AM – 8 Apr 2016 Jet, in a sad voice: “I can’t fly!” Me: “That’s because you don’t have wings.” Jet: “Noo, you only need a cape to fly!”
7:56 PM – 9 Apr 2016 Jet, to the cat on the counter: “Get down you lazy poopoo Fee!” (FTR, I never call people lazy. I don’t know where she got it. Nor poopoo)
9:01 PM – 9 Apr 2016 Unprompted, she thanked me for snuggles. Then she thanked me for staying home today. *melt*
8:29 AM – 22 Apr 2016 In the last 24 hours I have explained: cemeteries, ultrasounds, and the salient features of the lollipop. I need a manual.
6:46 PM – 22 Apr 2016 “You’re the best mommy in the whole world!”
2:48 PM – 29 Apr 2016 “I need some bread for my butter!”
Monday, April 11th, 2016 at 11:48 am
6:15 PM – 3 Mar 2016 – Testing posts to twitter and facebook at the same time. Quotes to follow
7:53 AM – 4 Mar 2016 – A butterfly flaps her wings. Plus bonus ladder.
3:17 PM – 4 Mar 2016 – Me: Okay, well, let me know how that works out for you, J. … … J: It’s not. It’s not working out, mommy.
6:15 PM – 4 Mar 2016 – “I got a pockicle at ABC!” (She got a lollipop at CVS)
4:30 PM – 5 Mar 2016 – Jet: I want a pet! Me: We have 4 cats! Jet: I don’t like cats. They too scratchy. I want a doggie and chicks and baby spiders!
9:35 AM – 8 Mar 2016 – Jet: Peas I have a balella day? Me: A… A.. Brother? Jet: Noo. A BALELLA. It waining! I pobby have a balella at school?
7:27 PM – 9 Mar 2016 – Spinning in her “face tent”
9:03 AM – 10 Mar 2016 – Me: Please don’t eat stickers. Jet: I just feeling them with my mouth!
9:11 AM – 10 Mar 2016 – Jet, as I’m carrying her in to daycare: You pobby be careful mommy! It really really wet! I no want you to slip! [pobby = should]
3:56 PM – 11 Mar 2016 – Hair
7:24 AM – 12 Mar 2016 – A rainbow!
8:12 PM – 12 Mar 2016 – “Twinkle twinkle twilight sparkle, twinkle twinkle wh’ever you are”
5:23 PM – 15 Mar 2016 – Jet: See my owie, mommy? [lifting her bandaid] Me: Wow, that’s a big one! Jet: Thanks!
6:30 PM – 15 Mar 2016 – Jet, as I attempt to wipe her nose: Noooo! I want my boogers IN my nose!
10:10 AM – 16 Mar 2016 – Candy free Easter basket! (Except I’ll be adding a chocolate bunny to the left side)
10:00 AM – 17 Mar 2016 – Grandma and Grandpa brought Easter gifts!
9:55 AM – 18 Mar 2016 – “I not have time for a picture, mommy. I vewy vewy busy wight now!”
11:12 PM – 18 Mar 2016 – Jet: You pretend to be my mommy! Me: I *am* your mommy! Jet: Noo! You just a daddy!
7:49 PM – 25 Mar 2016 – To a doll: Shh, shh baby Dani. Don’t cry. Don’t be scared of the storm. I protect you baby Dani. I promise. It okay, I protect you, I here.
9:32 AM – 31 Mar 2016 – Jet: “I’m pushing on the wall!” Me: “How is that going?” Jet: [gestures at the corner] “It’s stuck to the other wall, at the ceiling.”
Friday, April 1st, 2016 at 12:40 pm
The last month, and for the next month, the time I usually try to spend blogging I’ll be spending assembling the latest coffee table book. Hooray?
