6:15 PM – 3 Mar 2016 – Testing posts to twitter and facebook at the same time. Quotes to follow

7:53 AM – 4 Mar 2016 – A butterfly flaps her wings. Plus bonus ladder.


3:17 PM – 4 Mar 2016 – Me: Okay, well, let me know how that works out for you, J. … … J: It’s not. It’s not working out, mommy.
6:15 PM – 4 Mar 2016 – “I got a pockicle at ABC!” (She got a lollipop at CVS)
4:30 PM – 5 Mar 2016 – Jet: I want a pet! Me: We have 4 cats! Jet: I don’t like cats. They too scratchy. I want a doggie and chicks and baby spiders!
9:35 AM – 8 Mar 2016 – Jet: Peas I have a balella day? Me: A… A.. Brother? Jet: Noo. A BALELLA. It waining! I pobby have a balella at school?

7:27 PM – 9 Mar 2016 – Spinning in her “face tent”

9:03 AM – 10 Mar 2016 – Me: Please don’t eat stickers. Jet: I just feeling them with my mouth!
9:11 AM – 10 Mar 2016 – Jet, as I’m carrying her in to daycare: You pobby be careful mommy! It really really wet! I no want you to slip! [pobby = should]

3:56 PM – 11 Mar 2016 – Hair

7:24 AM – 12 Mar 2016 – A rainbow!

8:12 PM – 12 Mar 2016 – “Twinkle twinkle twilight sparkle, twinkle twinkle wh’ever you are”
5:23 PM – 15 Mar 2016 – Jet: See my owie, mommy? [lifting her bandaid] Me: Wow, that’s a big one! Jet: Thanks!
6:30 PM – 15 Mar 2016 – Jet, as I attempt to wipe her nose: Noooo! I want my boogers IN my nose!

10:10 AM – 16 Mar 2016 – Candy free Easter basket! (Except I’ll be adding a chocolate bunny to the left side)

10:00 AM – 17 Mar 2016 – Grandma and Grandpa brought Easter gifts!

9:55 AM – 18 Mar 2016 – “I not have time for a picture, mommy. I vewy vewy busy wight now!”

11:12 PM – 18 Mar 2016 – Jet: You pretend to be my mommy! Me: I *am* your mommy! Jet: Noo! You just a daddy!
7:49 PM – 25 Mar 2016 – To a doll: Shh, shh baby Dani. Don’t cry. Don’t be scared of the storm. I protect you baby Dani. I promise. It okay, I protect you, I here.
9:32 AM – 31 Mar 2016 – Jet: “I’m pushing on the wall!” Me: “How is that going?” Jet: [gestures at the corner] “It’s stuck to the other wall, at the ceiling.”